2024 Green Tee Invitational

From the Desk of The Dictator

February 24th, 2024 

11:00 Shotgun Sabot 

Cost: $60 

Venmo: @Brent-Holsten 

Attn: Green Tee 

There will be three games going on: Lowest score, lowest net score, cuts. Rules: You must hit driver, unless you can reach the green with a shorter club. No bunting. If you bunt and I find out, you are out of the tournament for as long as I see fit. 

We are here to hit that one amazing shot, we are here for hole in ones, eagles, laughs, holy cow never been here before statements. Your handicap will be cut in half. There is no lost ball/out of bounds rule. If you can’t find it or hit it out of bounds, drop nearest point of where you think it went, take a one-shot penalty, and play on. 

Club rules require we purchase food at some point. You will be invoiced for food that will be available in the tap room upon completion of our event. Last year it was $19 a person for wings. You don’t have to eat them, but you do have to pay your portion. If it is legal, then it’s encouraged. 

We have played this event in 38 degrees with rain, so don’t think we are going to postpone it if Harriman has the course open. 

Comment below if you are playing. 

Sincerely, 

The Dictator 

PS. What ever you are thinking do not ask, it’s a stupid question.